A podcast about slowing down and living well
Choose *Stillness*
The doctor is in — and he's in no hurry. Join Dr. Bob, a Russian tortoise and self-proclaimed expert on "the slow art of living well," as he explores life's big questions and small joys, like why people rush, what gets missed along the way, and finding comfort in quiet presence and simple rituals li...
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Aug. 24, 2026
Turtle Speed Introduction: Tea, Time, and Tranquility with Dr. Bob
Pull up a log and settle in, my dears. Meet Dr. Bob, a Russian tortoise and self-declared doctor of the slow art of living. With gentle humor and a cup of tea, he invites you to trade hurry for turtle speed and rediscover the small joys we rush right past. Warm reflections, a slower pace, and the occasional dropped snack await.
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Sept. 21, 2026
Hello, My Dears!
Hello, my dears! Dr. Bob, a 30-year-old Russian tortoise living in a bookcase-turned-habitat, introduces himself at last. Hear how "Alonzo" became Dr. Bob, why being cranky and adventurous is a balance rather than a contradiction, and take a grand tour of his home, complete with a rock course and an antique plate, because lettuce deserves ceremony. The doctor is in, and he is in no hurry.
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Oct. 14, 2026
The Romaine Revelation: Why the Journey Makes the Bite Better
Why does the same romaine leaf taste better at the far end of a wooden bridge? Dr. Bob shares the delicious results of his basking-rock experiment and three gentle lessons for real life: anticipation, participation, and attention. Keep chasing what matters, my dears, but stop skipping the bridge. The food doesn't change; the eater does.
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Oct. 21, 2026
The Basking Rock (The Case For Doing Nothing)
Running on fumes, my dears? Dr. Bob makes the case for doing nothing on purpose. A tortoise can't digest without his basking rock, and you, too, need real rest to repair and reset. Join a caller named Jamie for a tiny thirty-second experiment in stillness, and take home a permission slip to care for the only house you'll ever live in.
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Oct. 30, 2026
The Courage To Fall
Pull up a log, my dears. Let's talk about falling. The fall itself is rarely what hurts most. It's the worry that someone saw you slip and quietly decided you weren't good enough. Today we take that fear on with help from an unlikely expert, a very dignified tortoise who climbs a homemade rock course, tumbles about once a month, and keeps careful count like a scientist in a shell. Gentle lessons on fear of failure, perfectionism, and finding the next foothold, one at a time.
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Nov. 1, 2026
The Courage to Fall: Notes from the Rock Course
By Dr. BobPull up a log, my dears. I'd like to tell you about falling.My humans built me a rock course. It's a lovely thing: stones stacked at thoughtful angles, a ledge or two, and a view worth the climb. I climb it often. And about once a month, I…